The Necklace
You wake up in walking closet, bathroom, backyard, foreign bed that would make u go blind if a blacklight flickered on. And you wonder...how did i get here? youve just lived a day in my life. How this relates to the necklace? IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE NECKLACE!!!Its 4:30pm your are inside a building you found in an alley, it smells like cheap cologne and ciggarettes , and there are people wearing tweed jackets. You begin to get supercalifragilisespialodaciously drunk, thats the kind of drinking spree that would put a frat house to shame. One minute your there, the next it is 11:30 pm and you wake up back in your bed. Your mind spins as you wonder if you took the blue or red pill. Wether the bunny with the old Timex raped you, and if he did, did he use protection. Youve just lived another day in my life. And in addition to all this, your wearing a necklace that resembles something the bitch off of The Titanic was wearing when that ship was sunk by terrorists.
*sighs*
I wonder what i will wake up with next.
-DecoyBoB
posted by Drunken Haze @ 12:09 PM
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